This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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