Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize
