Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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