we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
ttyl tear gas
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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