So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
