I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Success! We fucked roommates!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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