we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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