great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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