In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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