talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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