I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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