I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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