even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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