I bet he comes in French.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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