Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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