I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
