Christians are straight up FREAKS
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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