Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
What drink are we having for lunch?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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