he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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