I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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