: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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