Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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