apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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