I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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