i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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