Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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