you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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