I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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