I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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