He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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