So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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