i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
