There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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