So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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