He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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