I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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