But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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