Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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