4 words: hood of his car
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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