Your tits are I can't wait for
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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