ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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