no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Randomize
