She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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