You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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