What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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