I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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