I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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