i can't believe i had my finger in that
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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