i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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