I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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