Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
In America we eat man semen.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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