Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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