his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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