I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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