do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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